There is a downside to being fat and hairy …
I mean, beyond the normal downside you know and expect.
So you are walking along, being a fat, hairy, kinda-gay guy, you make some comment on something-something somewhere and suddenly, because you commented on some other fat, hairy, kinda-gay guy’s thing who happens to be at least a bit famous, YOU ARE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT.
Suddenly you have to figure out how to not be a fuckwit while interacting with famous folks, and in particular, famous folks you might possibly be attracted to.
It is a thing.
I wish Adrianne Curry would be the only one to respond to me, we could talk about Brady Bunch dood, and how rad she is, and I wouldn’t feel like I am about to have a nosebleed. This is the magic, AND horror, of the internet.